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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 09:54

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Harris Yulin, 'Scarface' and 'Ghostbusters II' actor, dies at 87: 'One of the greatest' - USA Today

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

How do you say "have fun" in French?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Can you write a short story with a twist ending?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?